Agony AntGreetings good people of the internet ,
do you have insurmountable problems that you struggle to deal with on your own? have you fallen love with an emo or ( even worse ) a cellist? Been dumped or taken a dump on somebody else? brought the entire inuyasha box set(s) ? Keep calling out your brother's name when you're in bed with your girl?
WEll,then, today is your lucky day! I'm here to solve all your problems? Ask me about anything that bothers you and i guarantee* to provide you with all the help and advice you need to get your life back on track!
Do I have any qualifications? hells no! Life experience? hells no! Have i managed to live my own life in any sort of masterful way! hells no! Is listening to a random internet stranger easier than thinking for yourself? Hells yes!
All your problems will be solved next Saturdee when i return!
ciaou
N.B Service offered for entertainment value only. Anybody who's stupid enough to follow my advice deserves what they get.
* guarantee invalid everywhere except a small island in Hawaii on which neither you nor I live
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